6 Bedrooms • 4 Baths (3 full, 1 half) • Sleeps 11-16
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Not In Kansas Anymore – Destin Beach Retreat ✨
Bring the whole crew and enjoy the ultimate Destin getaway! Not In Kansas Anymore is a spacious, family-friendly home in the gated Villages of Crystal Beach, perfectly located just 10 min walk to the beach with FREE seasonal beach tram service.

🏖 Why Guests Love This Home
-Sleeps up to 16 guests
-Located in one of Destin’s most sought-after communities
-Resort-style lagoon pool & hot tub with waterfalls and tiki hut
-Free beach tram (Memorial Day–Labor Day)
-Multiple living spaces + balconies for relaxing
-Kid-friendly with pack-n-plays, beach toys & family amenities
-Beach gear included: chairs, cart, umbrella, cooler & towels
-Fully stocked kitchen + private grill
- free Wi-Fi & Roku TVs throughout

🌴 Resort Amenities
-30,000 sq ft zero-entry lagoon pool (seasonally heated)
-Hot tub, tiki bar, grilling area & poolside seating
-Short walk to pool & spa area

🚗 Convenient & Comfortable
-Easy self check-in
-Private driveway parking
-Quiet, gated neighborhood close to shopping, dining & attractions
-Whether you’re planning a family vacation, beach getaway, or group trip, this home offers the space, comfort, and resort amenities to make your Destin stay unforgettable.

📅 Book your beach escape today—paradise is waiting!

About the Owner

The Miller family lives in....? you guessed it! KANSAS! Our first trip to the Emerald Coast left us wanting more time there. It was definitely NOT Kansas! The white sugar sand and clear blue waters are so beautiful! We have been married several decades now. We have 4 adult children with spouses and seven granddaughters, and we all love our beach house!

Amenities

Property Type House
Accommodation Entire Home
Check-In A keypad is available 24 hours a day to provide entry for guests
House Rules
  • Maximum occupancy: 16
  • Children welcome
  • Infants welcome
  • Smoking not allowed
  • Wheelchair inaccessible
  • Minimum age of primary renter: 25
  • Pets not allowed
Setting & View
  • Beach
  • Ocean
  • Near Ocean
  • Town
  • Shared Beach Access
General
  • Internet
  • Air Conditioning
  • Central Heating
  • Linens Provided
  • Towels Provided
  • Washing Machine
  • Clothes Dryer
  • Hot Water
  • Private Living Room
  • Hair Dryer
  • Iron & Board
  • Wifi
  • Ceiling Fans
  • Basic Soaps
  • Paper Towels
  • Shampoo
  • Toilet Paper
  • Hangers
  • Private Entrance
  • Lock On Bedroom Door
  • Extra Pillows & Blankets
  • Free Internet
  • Body Soap
  • Hair Conditioner
  • Rain Shower
  • Shower Gel
  • Clothing Storage (closet or wardrobe)
  • Clothes Drying Rack
  • Portable Fans
Kitchen
  • Kitchen
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Oven
  • Microwave
  • Dishwasher
  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Coffee Maker
  • Toaster
  • Ice Maker
  • Freezer
  • Blender
  • Kettle
  • Pots & Pans
  • Dining Table
  • Baking Sheet
  • Barbeque/Grill Utensils
  • Mini Fridge
  • Wine Glasses
Dining
  • Child's Highchair
  • Seating for 8 people
Bathrooms 4 Baths (3 full, 1 half)
  • 1st Floor Master Bathroom – Shower, Toilet
  • 2nd Floor Bathroom – Combination Tub/Shower, Toilet
  • 3rd Floor Guest Bathroom – Combination Tub/Shower, Toilet
  • Hall Bathroom main floor – Toilet
Sleeping Arrangements 6 Bedrooms, sleeps 11-16
  • 1st Floor Master Suite – 1 King Bed, 1 Sleeper Sofa
  • 2nd Floor Bunk Room – 1 Double Bed, 3 Twin Beds
  • 2nd Floor Guest Bedroom – 1 Crib, 1 Queen Bed
  • 3rd Floor Bunk Room – 1 Double Bed, 1 Twin Bed
  • 3rd Floor Guest Bedroom – 1 Crib, 1 Queen Bed
  • 3rd Floor Guest Bedroom – 1 Crib, 1 Queen Bed
3 Pack and play baby beds available
Entertainment
  • Television
  • DVD Player
  • Games/Board Games
  • Books
  • Smart TV
Family
  • Children's Dinnerware
  • Pack N Play/Travel Crib
  • Children's Books & Toys
Outdoor
  • Outdoor Grill
  • Balcony/Terrace
  • Beach Essentials
  • Outdoor Seating
Pool/Spa
  • Communal Pool
  • Hot Tub
  • Children's Pool
  • Fenced Pool
Vehicles
  • Parking
  • Free Parking
  • Free Parking On Premises
Theme
  • Adventure
  • Family
  • Historic
  • Romantic
  • Tourist Attractions
Attractions
  • Bay/Sound
  • Marina
  • Museums
  • Water Parks
Leisure
  • Outlet Shopping
  • Boating
  • Shopping
  • Water Sports
Sports & Adventure
  • Basketball Court
  • Cycling
  • Deepsea Fishing
  • Fishing
  • Bay/Sound Fishing
  • Golf
  • Hiking
  • Jet Skiing
  • Parasailing
  • Pier Fishing
  • Snorkeling
  • Surfing
  • Swimming
  • Wind Surfing
  • Bowling Alley
  • Climbing Wall
  • Mini Golf
  • Laser Tag
Safety
  • Carbon Monoxide Detector
  • Deadbolt Lock
  • Fire Emergency Contact
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • First Aid Kit
  • Medical Emergency Contact
  • Exterior Lighting
  • Police Emergency Contact
  • Smoke Detector
  • Enhanced Cleaning Practices
  • Cleaning Disinfection
  • Common Surface Disinfectant Cleaned
  • Linens High Temp Wash
Expectations
  • Requires Stairs
Check Out Tasks
  • Turn Things Off
  • Throw Away Trash
  • Lock Up
  • Gather Towels
  • Additional Requests
Accessibility
  • Home Step Free Access
  • Path To Entrance Lit At Night